I am almost ashamed of myself for how hard I just laughed. Well played.

But that doesn't erase the fact that she did list some very reasonable characteristics and as a heterosexual female with many heterosexual female friends I can tell you. It is really hard to find guys that satisfy those very reasonable characteristics.

That is quite a long list of things for regular human. Bacon is actively trying to kill me and I love it more for it, why can’t you just accept that a man sometimes has to try and kill you?

++ funny

what women want in a guy :