Selling cars at a Ford dealership. Nice guy calls in on a used loaner van we have. Come to an agreement over the phone, gives me a deposit, says he is coming in the next day. Calls me about 11:30 and asks me if I have a place he can land a helicopter. Yes a fucking helicopter. My boss says "he's full of shit there is…

Keep in mind on new cars unless there is a stock number attached to the car, the car is not physically in their inventory. It used to piss me off when I worked at a dealer that as soon as the vehicles are marked in transit from the factory they showed up in my inventory. Some manufacturers have started listing…