listen to his cadence. he stopped after he said it because he thought that it would get a chuckle out of everyone. it was a joke that landed turribly flat.

What a selfless individual. You almost did it without telling the whole world, too!

Dude. He was saying that as a fan of another team. Ventura was the kind of player you love when he’s on your team and hate to face *because he’s so good*. It was a compliment and he recognized this as the tragedy it is.

Wow, someone’s triggered

Enjoy the Christmas miracle Wesley Johnson, Lou Williams, and a fast-thinking photographer produced last night.

Literally every other comment you have on here is, “I love that story” and this one is, “NO, YOU’RE THE MONSTER!” I laughed and now my wife’s looking at me like I’m weird

You know when you’re driving down a main road, and you see a car waiting to come out of a side street or parking lot. At first you think they are waiting for you to pass, then boom at the last second they pull out into traffic right in front of you? My buddy and I call that move “The Jeff George” because of his…

Best thing about Arnold stories is unfailingly hearing his voice in your head as you read his quotes.

A buddy was working in an LA wine store that had accounts for celebrities and big spenders, and had been briefed that sometimes big names come in.

Jeff George is a dickhead. In 1995 a guy we knew was on offensive lineman for the Atlanta Falcons. We lived in NC at the time and he got us front row seats to a game in Atlanta. My dad drove my brother and I down. Our friend got us into the locker room at the practice facility the day before the game and in the…

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2 uncool stories for yah.

Killing yourself is wrong because your existence largely isn’t just about you. I carved out an exemption for terminally ill patients. I have no problem with people electing to end their lives when it’s nearly over.

Why is being against suicide “harsh?” You’re a big fucking pussy for having such a weak ass problem with it. That better you twat?

Why, we live in a grossly overpopulated planet, it’s not a good thing but it certainly shouldn’t be wrong.

F that, there needs to be a stigma for suicide. Unless terminally ill, you SHOULD feel like suicide is wrong. Normalizing it is idiotic.

I think you should know that the front page of deadspin looks like a God damn coupon book and the mobile experience of your website has sucked for years. Happy Thanksgiving!