You're lookin at it. gr8wayn is something I use on different sites, although in the last couple years I've been slowly transitioning to another name . . . . I fear change.

It's the cousin that one eyed "chihuahua" or whatever that thing is. Coincidence? Maybe. Hoax? Perhaps. We've polluted our environment in such a fashion that these crazy mutations are appearing? Probably.

There are not levels of citizenship, which was never brought up, but there certainly are levels of patriotism and apathy.

I don't know why people aren't with you on this Kat. One person even called you Anti-American? This is really funny to me and I'm as American as they come. I realize that buying a half gallon of a beverage that will probably give you diabetes with some proceeds going to the JDRF is ridiculous and hilarious.

It was getting boring until I found this gem:

First, How the hell would he know what a velociraptor is actually like? Second, I know Jurassic Park has informed everyone that velociraptors are related to birds but I doubt very seriously that a crow dive bombing people is really that similar to a dinosaur killing machine.

hahahah, magnificent! Somebody find the stolen eggs and return them please!

I'm pretty sure he's just leaning in close so he can threaten her without anybody hearing. Definitely a fake smile and talking through clenched teeth.

"When [the book] had a doctor have sex with a patient he had just sewn back together in the emergency room of the hospital at the beginning of the book, I almost quit reading."

A fleshlight-sabre?

Has this guy even spoken to George Lucas? Because if not, this idea is about to get murdered so hard with the threat of a lawsuit.

My grandfather trained dogs in the Air Force, a few of which lived with him I believe. One of the dogs my father has talked about quite a bit was a german shepard. According to him, it was the nicest dog to be around but once my grandfather gave the command it instantly became the fiercest of animals. It could turn…

I will color you jaded. This thing is the size of a dime, holds 64 gigs of data and you say "weak sauce"?? It's an impressive thing my friend and you would do well to realize this. Starting out at Class 6 is pretty good as well. Not great, but good.

I honestly had no idea it was a book either. WTF have I been doing with my life?

Now that this crap show is canceled, can we bring back Flash Forward? Thanks.

I'm pretty sure this has already been done. Dial-up modem anyone?

Judge not lest ye be judged. Who hasn't gotten all jacked up on heroine and save a dead kitty or tripped so hard you thought you saw unicorns everywhere which you had to destroy? Just sayin, happens to the best of us. Also: WIN!

That would be a lot of fun if you could toggle it on and off as you pleased. If not, holy crap how ridiculous your life would be.

If I had to have a neurological disorder, I think I'd pick this one. It's actually pretty awesome. Any other neurological disorders that are actually cool? I can't think of any.