@ragniblov: It's the super soaker. It gives +10 to the Fonzie Factor

"At least you know this Jeep's always ready for Safari."

So what you're saying is this guy is responsible for the best way to cool down after global warming heats you up AND possibly saving the world from global warming. Well played sir.

As far as social status relates to e-mail, aol has to be the lowest on the list. While Alec Baldwin might be ridiculously awesome on 30 Rock, he's still a n00b on the interwebz.

Just dogs? No pirate hats and swords? Worthless.

Passing the buck, figuratively and literally in this case, is a time tested tradition that remains today and forever.

Sprint:

This is perfect. I love jugs on my face.

@Bisnicks: The fact of the matter is the vast majority of Americans wanted health care reform. Republicans complain that the health care reform was forced through but the truth of it is that Obama sat on it for a year trying to be bi-partisan. The Republicans refused to make any kind of compromise so the Democrats…

@Bisnicks: Yeah, it's too bad we have someone in office who is addressing the things which were in his platform during the election. Sucks that someone is finally working on health care and cutting taxes for people other than the richest 1%. I also hate it when a president's plan, like the bail out, stops the nation…

That, my friends, is what we call Video GOLD! If that doesn't make you want to reduce your carbon emissions, I don't know what does.

@Squalor: I got your mustache RIGHT HERE!

If you're into that sweet 8-Bit sound like I am, check out a hip-hop artist named Random aka MegaRan. He is a gamer who happens to be a hip-hop artist, his album Forever Famicon is the only one I've heard but it's pretty excellent.

@Set Top Boxed In:

Pay your $75. It's $75 per year. Not that much for fire department service. If they showed up and put the fire out and then made the residents pay the fee, nobody would pay their fee until they had a fire. Hopefully everyone else will realize this and pay for the service.

Facebook announces that they will be selling all your personal information, including logins and passwords, to the Chinese Government for an undisclosed sum of money. Then they assure everyone it is in the interest of social networking and bringing the world together.

@Chernobyl: On a scale of 1 to Coyote Ugly, with 1 being the least regrettable while still regretting and Coyote Ugly being Coyote Ugly, this is like 3000 Coyote Uglies.

Oh Joel, how wrong you can be sometimes. I completely agree that if you are going to dislike someone for their hobbies or fashion that is immature. That being said, I don't like hipsters. More correctly, I should say I don't like most hipsters. I actually have several hipster friends. It has nothing to do with…

I really enjoyed the part where they aptly described Zuckerberg and Timberlake shacking up together. Definitely happened. It's on the internet, it must be true.

I wonder if this is the kind of thing that is affecting Percy Harvin of the Vikings.