@Whitson Gordon: Are you SKYNET?

Why don't you just turn water into whiskey. You've done wine before right? *rim shot*

Find out what happens when a bunch of nerds stop being nerdy, and start getting real . . . nerdy . . . cause they're nerds . . .

This is a good tutorial although it did not address there being a 3rd windows partition for recovery (instead of a recovery disc that comes with most windows installations). I deleted in order to make the other two primary partitions (you are limited to 4 primary partitions) but before I did that I downloaded a…

@talkingstove: Doesn't really seem like they did that either.

@FuturePastNow: Instead of dismissing a product a truly intelligent company would honestly evaluate the product and perhaps glean some things from it for their own competitive advantage.

The assclowns post is awesome. I don't know why people would be so up in arms about that post. Have they never been to Gizmodo before? Sometimes there are posts that display things in ways which may seem strange to some people, but whatever, its Giz. I say make a weekly assclown post. Rock on Jesus!

This reminds me of the Futurama episode where Bender is God. Best line:

I'm on Sprint and I had trouble accessing internet on my BB Curve all day. Then in the evening it wouldn't work at all . . . it was like a bad dream . . . first the chills, then the shakes . . . thank the lord its all over. #blackberrydataoutage

@met2art: there's no olfactory output on that thing is there? #teenstabbing

I swear more and more people are losing their minds everyday. There was a woman in Cali that stabbed her husband during a fight over having hot dogs for dinner. #teenstabbing