It would really help readers if you put up an actual photo of the goddamned tree.

Not sure how old you are but this should cover it. It’d be like if the Romans waited where Jesus was being resurrected and killed him again right when he came back.

Republicans are so pro-life, am I right?

Ahem.

Thank you! I know the whole motion blur/panning thing where the car is sharp and everything else is blurry is the “normal” way to photograph race cars, but with that incredible backdrop at Mt. Washington this seemed better. I like that with just the flag lady and the car in the photo it seems extra remote and like it…

There was definitely a lot of great photography on Jalopnik this year... I’m particularly fond of Kristen’s Goodwood sets and I’m always excited when you or others shoot film. I may not be Jalopnik but I’m pretty proud of the shot of this 510 crossing the line at Mt. Washington this year I got on my Pentax K1000 and…

I’ll start the flame war. I am viciously against breeding, as the owner of a purebred cat.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

I have heard some of them focus on making the customers happy in order to earn repeat business.

co-owner Steve Crane warned him: “Don’t even think about messing with the waitresses—they’ve been through hell with Mario.”

“Fetus” -> “extra small attached babyperson”

#WhiteMenFailingUpwards

President Dangerfield gets no respeck, no respeck I tell ya [tugs collar, blots flopsweat]

From the ISHM’s “Constitutional Crisis” page:

A110:

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers

Typical sexual predator. He can’t take “no” for an answer.

A Senate seat which he himself caused to become vacant! Is this the winning he was schreeching on about?

“David Eaton is the vice president and executive editor for NFL Media.”