I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

I don’t understand why directors don’t lean into it — just say, “Her face is creepy and weird because we wanted her face to be creepy and weird. She is, ultimately, not human.”

That was not bad atoll.

“Fake news will tell you that we don’t care for Jews. One of our attorneys is a Jew.”

The best thing Africian-Americans in Alabama can do is vote in droves tomorrow for Doug Jones. You can find your polling place here...

This guy should be in prison not on a podium.

I am also impressed they are going the novel way of using handheld cameras to film a scene to get folks closer to the action. Nobody has ever tried that before. Especially an action movie. I bet they also try quick, frequent editing of the action scenes to give the impression of it being hectic.

Harvard just called they want you at their orientation

Red water was already burnt, so this water can’t catch on fire like other blue/clear water, duh.

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

A gentleman in Colorado actually purchased this car and is about halfway through restoring it. We (Hagerty) will do our best to do some sort of follow-up video on it once the restoration is complete.

I hate myself for laughing at this, but laugh I did. Well done, sir/madam, well done.

Oh, sure, now he stands

It’s her job buddy. She gets paid to do it. Either do it well or don’t fuckin do it at all. And you can bite me.

“Let me finish,” he says, cutting her off. “Because we need to have this conversation.”

You’re forgetting one thing. You’re talking about 7-11 Big Gulps. This is a Subaru so you should be judging this by how many cans of La Croix can the Ascent hold. Since a Costco case of Coconut La Croix is 24 cans, this baby comes up 5 cup holders short.

Every single fucking time someone in car sales mentions “investment” when referring to buying a new car I get an aneurysm. Let me be veeery clear and repeat after me: BUYING A NEW CAR IS NOT AN INVESTMENT*

“Moore/Trump for Senate, but if you’re old enough to vote then you’re too old for me.”

The irony of a guy that hates immigrants bitching about a country not letting him in is tremendous.