The only time I’m spending $100 on something to smell is if it’s cocaine

Or, just hang out with your wife and kids. That seems appropriate here.

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my boyfriend would like you to know that i took artistic liberties with my portrayal of him here

They don’t have a decent quarterback, and the blame for that rests entirely with Elway.

It’s too soon to start talking about The Wall; and where does Trump get off trying to politicize the death of this fine, young officer?

Louise slithers up alongside Mnuchin and breathes into his ear “It’s your money now, dahling. All of it. It even has your name on it.” Mnuchin giggles like a schoolboy.

Trumpanzee is my new favorite saying

Boy, those Trumpanzees sure are fragile little snowflakes, aren’t they?

They are too busy writing think pieces about Bill Clinton’s crimes and calling out feminists for being evil.

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BREAKING NEWS: MUSK HAD SEX IN POSITION OTHER THAN MISSIONARY

I am seriously disappointed in his losing his lead to the Democratic candidate, if anything his lead should increase because a history of statutory rape pisses off libs and therefore commends him to the idiot base.

Whats a rugby?

If I understand right, he’s claiming that God touched that girl in an act of immaculate molestation.

I honestly think all drivers should be required to retake road tests to renew a license. You shouos have to do it every 5 years, then every 2 after you turn 65. Every accident I have been in has been the fault of a senior citizen, usually because they didn’t brake in time.

Kanye “New Slaves”

If it makes you feel any better, just remember that this is what their lives have come to. Look at these people for what they are. Old, angry, most likely forced into retiring early, and ignorant. They’ll never change. This is what the rest of their miserable lives will look like. The two of them, sitting around,…

I’m just gonna call it the Thunderquack.

Who the hell needs more of these egg-heads running around making trouble with all their pesky “facts” and such? “Science” is just libtard code for socialist ideology that makes me feel bad for doing fun, American things like raping the environment. (Like she wasn’t asking for it.) Once the coal mines are open again,…