I was really disappointed I missed the Jets “This is why your team sucks” but then I remembered that every day is that for me.

• I don’t care what was on last night’s Game of Thrones, stop trying to make me care.

How could you not remember sending a dick pic unless you do it so much you forget who you sent them to?

I’ve had it. I mean HAD it. The next “conservative”, family values, party of morals whatever person utters any of those words I am punching them and I don’t even care. I’ve never seen such a bunch of fucking hypocrites in my life.

I cut myself today
To see if I am still strong
I let the car slide away
The only way I could
The curb it tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to resist the tear
But I am too dry rotted

Yes, Victory by Design was as good as it got, requiring only a smart, knowledgeable host and some cars worth learning about and seeing being professionally thrashed.

If you know people who are mentally ill, particularly schizophrenic, you should know that during an episode they may express beliefs that aren’t really theirs. Sure, they could be racist, but they could also be stuck in some fantasy they’ve created, based on something they saw on TV. A person like this, if she is…

As someone who has been in the finance industry for 15 years and who was employed by Wells Fargo (Wachovia when we were acquired by WF) then forced out when he wouldn’t put up with their overselling bullshit, believe me when I say this:

At least he still has the love of his wife to comfort him during this time.

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

So his story went up in flames?

Some other good Argentinian citizens…

“I am not a racist, you idiot mongoloid,” the man responds to Ramírez in English and Spanish. “I am Argentinian, you mental retard.”

If you spend too much time Stalin against Russia, they will go ahead and take the ball for an easy Putin.

Headline in 2 years; Liquidation Sale-USA- Everything Must Go!!

Just announced, Jake Paul is taking a position as special advisor to the president on bro pranks and other stupid shit.

The sandwiches are truly awful. The bread makes or breaks a sub, and the jimmy johns bread is the lamest, blandest, most unpleasantly textured white bread I have ever eaten. Plus, the owner is a scumbag, they make (or once did make) their fucking employees sign non-compete agreements (TO MAKE FUCKING SUBS FOR…

In the good old US of A, it would have been towed and no one would have found it until the towing company sent a letter for hundreds to whoever registered the car.

Giving you a star for “forefend”