Why must he repeatedly mention that the doctor who was dragged off the United flight is Asian?

Confederate Motorcycles??!?!?!!?!?!?! Are you fucking kidding me? I guess you could call it “Fuck you niggers the south shall rise again motorcycles” but I guess that might be a bit too on the nose, eh?

There is not a moment in that video where that car is running and there isn’t music playing.

In the very next scene, he is talking, pretends to go to the wrong side of the car, and then AS SOON AS HE HITS THE IGNITION the music starts.

This is what happens when you have people who don’t care about cars making car…

Soooo, they get rid of the music when he’s outside of the car talking, but whenever the engine is running, suddenly we need shit music with shit sound effects?

He... he doesn’t see anything out of the ordinary that there were protesters at his private golf course during the U.S. Women’s Open and considers it a victory that he had more counter-protesters, AT HIS OWN FUCKING GOLF COURSE. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Don, PEOPLE LEGIT FUCKING HATE YOU. It boggles my…

No. It’s a portmanteau of electricity and execution.

What in Sam hell is wrong with this asshole.

I thought Scat Packs were a Mopar thing.

How do people not see the irony in the Alliance Defending Freedom dedicating time and energy to lobbying the federal government to enact laws stopping people from doing things they dont like?

Hey CMOP: Do you really think this, this spot right here, is the proper place for your silly spoutage? I say it’s not. And further...

You’re an asshole. Maybe, just maybe, Rev Barber actually cares about the health and well-being of people, because they are people—not because they are sources of income. Clearly, this is too big a reach for you.

This hypocrisy from the turd who made damn sure to use his father’s Social Security benefits for college expenses. So you’d think he’d be in favor of “sharing the wealth”, but you know, he’s a goosestepping Republican so fair play was never part of the picture.

It’s funny that he prizes civility, but generally remains silent in the face of Donald’s (rather uncivil) attacks on the media, Democrats, disabled persons, women, Mexicans, etc.... I would be able to take Ryan more seriously if he made any effort to clean up his own house, but as it is I think “be more civil” is code…

The immediate change of tone in his voice when he realizes who she is.

The windows weren’t too dark to see a black lady driving a nice car.

“Discrimination in F1? No, we just don’t like kn*tters hanging round.” —Bernie

Putin must have had to use every ounce of his KGB training to stand up to that kind of intense grilling.

Police: “Freeze!”

Today I felt like I breathed fresh air for the first time in nine months. My heart is soaring. I’m gonna get so blackout drunk when these fuckers are finally all indicted, it will probably put me in the hospital.

Without killing anyone, how do I do my job terribly enough that people will pay me 50,000 to leave?