A black woman started #metoo a decade ago.

SNL’s welcome to hell skit got it right. It’s way worse for women of color. The only reason people are taking it seriously now is because it started with reputable, well liked women of power and means.

Are you fucking serious? Congratulations on being the first, but not the last, white woman to miss the entire point.

You won’t see this as much in the suburbs. Those white people have curtains and blinds and shit to hide all of the money they’re embezzling and neighbors they’re fucking.

I was super-duper worried that he’d get asked a tough question, and then he’d be like, really uncomfortable and stuff.

It’s so cool how the New York Times bends over backwards to give a platform and voice to people who want me dead because of the color of my skin.

I feel sorry for the walrus colony he’ll be rejoining.

I am the law!

Trump to his minions: Get me a real black. A dark one, but not too dark. I lost Harvey and nobody like Ray or Omarosa.

“Thanksgiving is universal.”

Stuff like Thanksgiving is universal.

Anyone else surprised that the Hilton’s table doesn’t look, well...nicer? I mean, they have eleventy billion dollars and their dining room looks like that?

Artisanal Gluten Free Volcano Boarding

I legitimately have no idea how White people can out-white “volcano boarding”. It’s peak caucasity lol.

You cannot eat anybody’s chittlings. Period.

I’ma just say no.

When keeping it coon goes wrong.

Her look said it all.

Someone please read this article aloud next time a white woman complains about a man grabbing her ass.

“The vibe was very much like, ‘Do I want to f— it? Is it wearing a … yep, it’s wearing a tuxedo,” Dunham continued. “I’m going to go back to my cell phone.’” It was like we were forced to be together, and he literally was scrolling Instagram rather than have to look at a woman in a bow tie. I was like, ‘This…