Great, thank you. Kids are 1000 times tougher than we know and he made it home a few weeks later.

At least Mets and Royals fans can agree on one thing. Joe Buck is the worst.

Why are the Royals annoying? Because they play good hard baseball? Seems to me David Wright’s shit defense in the World Series is way more annoying.

Man, someone is salty about this. It’s shocking how a team that won and fully deserved it, is bitter. It reeks of some randomly contrived inferiority.

That’s the thing. This photo is much better “revenge” than throwing at somebody. For a team that wears blue, the Royals seem to have awfully red asses. I thought it was just a Yordano Ventura thing, but it seems to go beyond that.

Worst team ever? Really? They basically led their division wire to wire last year. You know they had home field advantage throughout the playoffs because they had the best record in the AL, right? They had the best defensive team in the AL, the best bullpen in baseball, and struck out the fewest times in the AL.

Listen, I’m a massive Mets fan but let’s be real. The 2015 team had two GLARING issues (among others): defense and the bullpen. And what did the Royals beat them on?

The Royals met Noah at his office. For some reason, he didn’t show up.

I thought the Royals effectively settled this when they utterly pantsed the Mets in the World Series.