Whatever employee at Tesla designed this thing is clearly a big fan of Hentai

Friend of mine is a traffic cop. He runs into “Loud pipes save lives” all the time.

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I call them armpit dryers.

Motorcycle stero. You are already loud enough revving your Harley at 6000 RPM when at the traffic light, you don’t need speakers blasting the fucking Eagles cranked to 11.

Germany used heavy water to help absorb neutrons in a theoretical controlled chain reaction. They dismissed graphite as a way to control a chain reaction. Heisenberg, no matter his reputation, made a couple big errors in how much uranium was needed for an atomic weapon, (he thought a couple tons, not kilograms)…

Japan likely would’ve used atomic bombs if they managed to develop them in time, however, a widow of one of the Japanese atomic program’s scientists said.

Never watch SNL? I thought norm MacDonald was fairly well known

#2 should most definitely be #1. That’s just a sick way to advertise insurance. It’s like “if you don’t have insurance by us, your children are going to die!”

I take it we are now going to close all rock climbing venues too? People have died on El Capitan. Let’s close it. While we’re at it, people have died while caving, so we’d better close all of those too. Oh, and around 30,000 people die every year in traffic wrecks, so we’d better outlaw driving too. It’s dangerous and…

I don’t think I would’ve written a check for a vehicle I knew to be a fraud. Let Mecum sue you and advertise the fact that they can lie to you about a car they’re auctioning. See what that does for their future business.

Me too. 1989 Mustang GT (manual) @ 17 years old. Trying to impress a girl (who may have already been impressed since I was giving her a ride home), I one wheel peeled/fishtailed out the parking lot, over-corrected, and went off road into an old Kia.

458,650 miles, typical Dodge rust. $18,000, NO LOWBALLS!!1!

I’m gonna go ahead and say that also describes a good chunk of [insert German performance manufacturer]’s buyers too.

Jeep Wrangler is ranked last almost every year by Consumer Reports for their reviews of it. Yet it’s still one of the best selling vehicles in the country. Which means CR just does not know how to enjoy a car.

So was the car nice price or crack pipe?

whosacutelittlealbinoweasellookingthing? YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE

So would Patrick George

So someone wanna tell me at which point Tom got into the M3, then ducked down into the footwell, found the fusebox, removed the airbag fuse, and then did all this? Cause in real life, one small crash would cause the bags to deploy.

I can just imagine thousands of Rayovac rechargeables linked together to make this thing go.