Well I am a firefighter, and in my experience if that car had been burning for 20-30 minutes there would be nothing left of it.

A: It’s only been a week. That rep that called you back has fairly limited power and is mostly only good for getting you in touch with the local dealer. Welcome to the customer facing side of corporations! Sucks, I know.

Credit where credit is due, that limo held up surprisingly well. I wouldv’e expected it to end up banana shaped from taking a hit like that.

I have no opinion on the fact that Lamborghini isn’t producing the hybrid supercar/grand tourer/whatever you want to call it, but I’m pretty upset that a vehicle that gorgeous won’t go into production. I hope they stuff a gas engine in it and sell it like that.

“Supercar” SUVs are stupid as hell too.

They have to pull their weight somehow! Freeloaders.

Ramps when your wheels are off?

Thinking the basic tools you have on hand can stand-in for a specialized tool. Seriously, Autozone will lend you tools, for free. If you are going to put in the effort, do it right.

“Dude, I’m gonna put a Cobb Stage 2 tune on it and a cold air intake, then I should be able to get my cruise ship from 0 to 23 knots in 3 minutes, bro. MAN always de-tunes these ship engines.”

The laws and rights that you enjoy as an American were created and founded on Christian values. Both parties are corrupt with extremists on both sides. Aligning yourself with one party or the other is foolish. None of them give two shits about you.

I grew up across the road from Miramar in the 80s. All the neighborhood kids would come over to my house and we’d climb on the roof to watch the practices and shows. One of my best memories is during a practice around 1984. We had #5 fly over our house at what felt like 20-feet(probably more like 100-feet) off the…

10,000,000 Internet points for no fucks given single lady vanity plate.

Here’s the thing: It’s supposed to be insurance, which by definition may be required to pay something for outlier events. Your rates should not change from a single incident within an average amount of time because you are probably no more of a risk than the next person that can be categorized as like you. This…

That coffee tastes like burnt shit water

Drive one of these.

Perhaps they could make the shells out of marshmallows. When marshmallows crash into other marshmallows, only good things can come of it.

The green isn’t the problem, it’s not a regular car so it doesn’t need a regular color.

Hey man, quit leaving notes on my Hummer.

This is amusing if only for the fact that your neighborhood is also home to at least two Unimogs that are also street-parked.

The solution here is clear.