Literally how she was in my phone! “Abby Placenta Lady”😂

I did it. In the pill form which is how 99% of people do it. It’s such a nothing thing, I swear. They don’t even smell. The placenta lady came and picked it up at the hospital and brought me over a bunch of pills.

Inside a dusty old gingerbread house at my city’s big Christmas lights display. I still remember that guy fondly, he was so adventurous! Also a Sears dressing room and in the back of a paintball supply store...both in high school. But you’re basically doing it anywhere you can get away with in high school right?

Hawaii 😡

Came for this. They’re mammals obvs!!

But what if your one remaining parent is full on npd and you can’t ask them for anything without it becoming a twisted game of how can I manipulate this situation for maximum attention and martyrdom? Just get a babysitter then?

SHE IS FUCKING THIRTY SIX ???!! How did I not know this? Oh my god, she looks horrible. I cannot believe she is younger than me! 

As if Megan gives a shit about antisemitism

I’d smoke weed if I had to eat dinner with this knob.

Ooooh I have a BPD parent too! The year my parents got divorced I was 10 and my little bro was 5. All I wanted in life was a boom box...lol. My dad shows up for his visitation with a boom box...for little bro. I got a paperback book, like Sweet Valley High I think. I cried and my dad said that’s what you get for not…