Oh, okay. Upton is the one who isn't attractive enough to deserve you.

I was excited that there would be a shout out for Begin Again, but I guess that's not Keira Knightley in the bottom left thumbnail. In any event, I'd pick that film as the Best Small Movie. A film that comes out of Sundance with the type of buzz that lends itself to reviewers feeling compelled to alert their readers…

While he doesn't seem to be a hardened, violent criminal, he's done more than just get busted for weed. He and a buddy broke into someone's home and he's got a bunch of probation violations from that incident. That's a bit more serious than getting busted lighting up a doobie in the park.

I watched almost non-stop from "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" to "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson," with a few nap breaks here and there. I don't want to remember how many times I was exposed to the Lionel Hutz-worthy ad for (800) BAD-DRUG (did your son grew boy boobs after using Risperdal?).

Also this:

Well, I just saw this movie and loved it! You get to see Tom Cruise get killed a lot, Emily Blunt kicks all the ass and there is only one contractually obligated scene where Tom Cruise rides a motorcycle.

Fans of Brooklyn Nine-Nine know how hilarious Crews is—in a cast full of very funny people, he's the show's most consistent source of laughs

He was curious to know what sports she may excel in after little league, but had a terrible way of asking and/or getting that point across.

who started following the team when we won in '04,

THANK YOU. i was about to say... i mean, unless she has a filipina twin (which, obviously, she doesn't...the original article also states that it's thalia, the mexican singer/actress), this is THE thalia that everyone and their mother knows is from mexico...

See people, this is how you troll properly.

Anyone who's from here, still lives here and has traveled around the great six states knows there is no such thing as "New England Clam Chowder," and any good New Englander winces at the title. It smacks of a shitty chain restaurant trying to appeal to the locals. It's like people Hollywood tries to do the Boston…

But the whole concept here is that it's "like real fackin' New Englandas!" I'm not questioning the recipe itself. Maybe it's good. I'm questioning the authenticity, with which the lying liar Albert is unfairly trying to festoon himself.

If I ever find pork products, celery, or onions in my New England clam chowder, there will be fucking murders.

Clam chowder has pork in it? I'm from MA and I never knew that. Color me surprised.

I don't get the obsession with her here. Like Buzzfeed and other places I get why they like her... But here you'd swear that she invented Tequila, vibrators and Midol the way the Jezebel writers go on...

Nope, not an asshole. In fact that explains exactly why you responded like you did. And you asked your question in a respectful manner.

Agreed. I mean, is there a reason for the absolutely shitty tone of this article? He's always seemed nice, but because Jezebel writers are borderline fanatical about her, he's just some guy she broke up with. Plus, the weird dig on Kristen seems really unnecessary. Newsflash, people break up and it doesn't mean…

Shut your pie-hole and show some respect for Nicholas Hoult, who is like 20 billion times more interesting than that girl who fell on purpose at the Oscars and tries too hard.