Mark, I think I would rather take my chances having my face on fire than drink a Bud Light, but to each his own.

I hear us privileged victims get 5% off at Costco every Thursday.

This was a beautifully written article.

When you drive a conversion van, nobody can see you pout.

PSA: Please do not engage with w33zy-b4by

Added perk, the size of the van provides ample distance between Jay and his unvaccinated children.

The messed up thing is that it wasn't slim pickings for Anna. She's pretty, young, kind, smart, and ( in a society where she might be expected to stop working upon marriage) as a housemaid, she had proven skills as a homemaker. The only way she'd have slim pickings is if she wanted to be married AND keep her job at…

I friggin love Daisy. I just want the poor chippy to be happy. I hated how she was railroaded into getting married. I also hate how most of her storylines since have been "no one will ever love Daisy ever". I do not care about Anna or Bates. More Daisy!

Trees are natural. Hurricanes are natural. Vomiting when you get sick is natural. Feeling hot when the sunshines upon you is natural. None of these things produce human children. "Naturalness" is not defined by something's ability to create a human child (let's not get started on how creeped out you must be by…

They never agreed to the donation. That was what Kluwe demanded they do to avoid a lawsuit (which sounds more like blackmail and extortion, but hey, who cares how they got the money, right?). And I thought the Vikes actually released more of the report than Kluwe's lawyers wanted, specifically because of the…

"I think homoesexuality is not natural....I have served as best man for two same-sex marriages"

What in the holy fuck...? Where did I defend the Vikings? This coach was a fucking douche. My point is that Chris Kluwe is hardly the knight in shining armor that he's making himself out to be. I'm of the mind that before you try to put someone else's house in order, you should probably have your own in order.

I assumed we were the real victims 'cuz it's just a matter of time before Kluwe holds us all hostage on deadspin more "probably correct but insanely unappealing" argument/rebuttal articles.

This correspondance is on Littler Mendleson Letterhead. They are the super high powered law firm that is the cream of the crop in defending employers in all sorts of lawsuits. If the Vikings retained them, I would not hold out much hope for Kluwe prevailing in any significant way.

Can we all agree, that between homosexuals, Chris Kluwe, the Vikings, Jerry Sandusky and his victims, the real victims here, are all of us that have to endure Mike Florio having a source with blazing hot takes?

"There is consistent and weighty evidence from the record, mostly from Kluwe himself, that he viewed his performance as a member of the Vikings in an inflated manner. For instance, Kluwe, in at least one article, described himself as a very good punter."

So basically Kluwe can dish it out, but he can't take it.

"Focused on everything but football" sounds right to me. Dude loved his soapbox but sorry when you're average, at best, and a punter standing on your soapbox all the time is going to cost you your job. Nobody to blame but yourself, would expect nothing less than a lawsuit from your bitch ass though.

What is this case about championing gay rights, or championing Chris Kluwe?

Yeppppp. I've always felt that Kluwe was less about advancing gay rights and more about advancing Chris Kluwe.