What, you didn't find it romantic when Tony declared his love three days after meeting up with Mary for the first time in decades?

Aww, it's the elusive "I'm rubber and you're glue"-style commenter. Welcome.

"I haven't seen an Allen film since Midnight in Paris"

I'm sorry but isn't fifteen years old the average age of someone who watched and/or cared about Gossip Girl?

Half the time I am in the salon, I'm happiest with the result about halfway through. I know eventually the stylist is going to get creative and fuck it up. I just shrug, let them have their day, and brush it out later. Short of shaving my head, nothing is worth the anger.

I know, right? At least, I get where Paltrow is coming from.

I don't know who Kate Bosworth is either.

I see Blake has her Google Alert response team activated.

Yes, I remember hearing about her when they filmed The Town here.

*shrug*

I have no idea who Serena van der Woodsen is, sorry.

Sweetheart, I don't know if you are aware of it but there's an embed code I can bury in comments and it gives me your IP. Hope you are okay with that.

Vanilla is boring.

Okay, hon. Keep it up. Your comments aren't showing up but like a typical loser, reality has no bearing on your conduct.

Did you just boil this woman down to who she is having sex with

Other than fucking famous men, what has Blake Lively done to make her "successful"?

Will they pretend the last sixteen seasons didn't happen? :)

And the bottle was designed by Bob Mackie. It was totally Cher, through and through.

And just like some sad sack in Dorchester, you keep yelling into the void.

I felt like one of the few who loathed Blue Jasmine. To me, it was typical Allen -romanticizing illness and treating lower classes like "magical negroes," (The near-universal praise for Blanchett left me at a loss).