Awwww, my little Gawker Stalker is back.

Seriously. Minihane sounds like a guy who gets routinely turned down by the girl working graveyard at Honey Farms.

I hate to admit this but... I thought that scent rocked. It also inspired one of my favorite Letterman lists.

Apparently, Donald Sterling is my father.

I got into a cab a few weeks back. He was listening to D&C.

That's why you keep commenting?

WEEI has always sucked. What universe do you live in?

And Tim, the fact that NESN simulcasts the show suggests - at the very least - an endorsement of their views by Red Sox ownership.

He didn't criticize her as a reporter. He called her a bitch.

So what accounts for this dick being on the air, that he has a pulse?

Perkins? Where does this knuckledragger live?

It will go the way of Cher perfume.

Dorchester, actually.

I constantly am at a loss for why people don't try open relationships. The stress that is removed is immeasurable.

I am as good as I will ever be.

Don't pity me. I don't want anyone to do that.

*hugs you*

I know sweetie but...

Of course, doll. This would ever happen premeditated.

It gives context - especially with Koba (who was tortured and can not overcome his hatred of humans) - but you won't be lost.