Okay, they definitely PhotoShopped a thicker combover on William. His real head doesn't quite look so Chia pet-like.

I always liked David Letterman's half-assed version and yes, these are the lyrics I sing to my cat.

It really was a well-written magazine. Dare I say, in its early days, O seemed like a spiritual heir (although with a flip-flopped ratio of articles-to-fashion spreads).

Oh I know what you mean. Mirabella debuted when I was a teenager and since I was burdened with an old - mmm, older - lady spirit, I immediately gravitated to the fashions and lifestyle it was marketed to. As much as Vogue seems like a sellout now for all of its celebrity covers (we shall not speak of the Kimye…

The brand/image mismatch is kind of why I knee-jerked into thinking you were way off. But I was just out of college around the time this would have launched, well past my Seventeen years, so completely disconnected from their promotions. It still seems like such an odd pairing, whereas had it been with Vogue or Mirabel…

Well, I was all set to respond, "You are nuts!" because I'm a lifelong Chanel girl and I don't remember this at all. But, so that I wouldn't end up with pie on my face, I did some due diligence and you are spot-on. There's this article about a finalist for the 2004 contest, and I found this was the winning shade sold…

The world is full of ninnies and busybodies who are always going to think it is their place to think of the children. Facebook sounds like a magnet for those kinds of people.

There was a time you couldn't buy a box of Stoned Wheat Thins at all on Sundays. Waiting to noon for a bottle of Stoli is no big deal in comparison.

I agree with you but more importantly, so does Larry David.

"He didn't just lick it once — he wouldn't let go, and licked it in several lascivious, short little motions,"

I can't make it myself but it can and will be purchased!

I think this is a great idea, under the theory of "Two Birds, One Stone." Be done with both of these terrible entities.

I'll be there with bells, whistles, cattiness and lemon chess pie!

Oh well I can get behind that idea :)

God, can you imagine Stacy & Clinton dealing with a bride and bridesmaids? They'd be drunker than usual by the reveal.

THAT would be the only reason to do, snark and mockery, and coming up with imaginary scenarios for the bridal party (like, who slept with who, which family member is going to get the drunkest at the reception, etc.).

Omg I know. I sometimes catch the end of one when I'm looking for What Not to Wear and just once, I want to hear a bride-to-be respond to, "Soooooooooooooooooooooooo do you say yes to the dress?" with, "Are you fucking kidding me? That's a fashion abortion."

Yup, and the writers are constantly trying to make everything about being "secretly gay" and always, always cheating - as if bisexuality and open relationships don't exist.

I can't even land on a wedding show on TLC by accident without wanting to stick my finger down my throat; Ms. Hill's dedication is interesting, but definitely something that will never be in my wheelhouse.