I've no doubt Ms. Hill is a lovely woman and she genuinely loves doing this; but I can assure you that wedding watching will never, ever be among my hobbies. Even now, I'm massively rolling my eyes at the idea.

Not to mention, the site writers treat any hint of sexuality that isn't 100% straight or gay as some bizarro freak show.

I remember when this was vamping.

The legacy of Perry Miller thanks you for this comment :)

" I have taken doughnuts to the cemetery every day since then."

Is Kanye really oblivious that his wife and mother-in-law notify the paps of their every move? Or is this just some extreme form of cognitive dissonance?

Allow me to offer a palate-cleansing alternative.

I like your way of thinking :)

You're welcome. The live chats at WaPo are one of their least-appreciated features, and as far as I know, they're the only major media organization that regularly gives readers that kind of direct access to their top talent (questions can be submitted before or during the chat). A couple of my other favorites chatters…

How on earth is Jessica's little one already a year old? I would swear she only just had him a few months ago (and this, after it felt like she was pregnant with her first for three years). Wow. And mazel tov to the couple.

Gotcha. The times I have needed to be put under - well the last time at least, which I remember really well - it took a combination of things (gas, some kind of drink, and a shot). I don't go down easily, apparently. Gas alone just makes me act like I'm at open mic night in a dental chair.

Sorry toots. The "I was attacked" hoax didn't work with Morton Downey Jr. and it's not fooling anyone here.

I was never much one for The Sopranos, but I love love love Edie as Nurse Jackie.

*shakes head* Like, the world is in any danger of running out of people to populate it anytime soon. Oy.

Vicodin and lies.

Oh jeez, that's awful. And a terrible reason why anyone should have or want kids to begin with (plus, they may end up little selfish shits who leave you alone anyways). Christ on a cracker.

For websites: Grantland (lots of good pop culture essays and podcasts); DListed (Michael K is the king of the bon mot; I will never again look at a picture of Terry Richardson without MK's words "the human windowless white van" running through my head); AV Club (TV Recaps and the daily free-for-all of "What's On…

Nicely put (and that is a great film).

The last time I had any, I recall it making me speak and act very goof-ily. I don't suck it down on a regular basis.

Whitfield's facial demonstrativeness was odd. Like she stumbled onto the CNN set from a silent movie.