Allow the Glassholes to defend the device for your enjoyment.

Welp, I had to Google that reference :)

Only if you are trying to start one. There's a reason I didn't go into my issues with the other piece; I simply said I appreciated this one in light of the other.

Still never wearing them.

Thank you for this follow-up, especially in light of Tom Scocca's odd post yesterday.

Yes, you are probably correct. What is sold as Cheddar here is... surely a travesty compared with what the rest of the world is able to enjoy. A rant-worthy topic if there ever was one.

In college in Washington, D.C. Had a friend visiting in my tiny English basement apartment; we had been watching (no joke) The Fugitive over pizza. Movie ended, stopped the tape, returned to regular television and frankly, thought we were watching the bizarro Fugitive.

Always a safe bet that when you qualify your question with "i'm [sic] not trolling" that you are, indeed, trolling.

Absolutely no disagreement here. And this particular user, I think, just creates new burners when others are banned or suspended, but tends to recycle the beginning part of the name - so write a script in Kinja that any new burner created with those characters has its posts held in moderation pending content approval. …

Dismiss and report. Please.

I know. There needs to a means to flag the comment at the source, to collapse the comment at the source, something more immediate than this. Jeez, even Disqsucks lets you hide and report the comment when you see it. Even forcing comments with images to be held pending approval from a mod would beat what happens…

help.kinja.com - right side menu, "Email Us" (it's actually an online form).

I hear you and know who you mean. Unfortunately right now, this place is a gif shit show of horrifying proportions :(

"The now-defunct Gypsy Lounge"? Well that killed the buzz of the moment.

Michael K. at DListed came up with a great nickname for Richardson:

It's the Velcro of cheeses! :)

"English muffin, mayonnaise, avocado, Cheddar, tomato, salt, and pepper."

To paraphrase Elaine Benes, everytime I think we've hit bottom with this guy, he somehow manages to drain a little more out of the pool.

I would say minus the mayo and Cheddar. Egh. Cheddar.