I tried to watch this and... it actually started out quite funny. Could have had potential if they didn’t go with the weird tits angle. Like I get trying to be satirical or subversive and showing men pretend to be female performers, but the fake breasts thing was so not the way to go with it.

On almond milk: My dad mentioned that this weekend. He asked me, “But how do they milk such little udders? ”

I always get stuck with Meis who purposefully block me off ahead while I’m getting attacked from behind, especially in escort maps. I’ve had that happen a few times.

Oh my gosh, I remember reading about that! Didn’t he keep her cooped up in an apartment?

Fourth-degree anything is a fucking joke in a case like this, especially if he doesn’t have prior felony convictions.

Oh dear, my mistake!

They won’t. They’re too invested at this point to come to reason.

Some of this is funny, but... it’s just not really getting me. I didn’t like Broad City at first either, so maybe it gets better the more you watch?

THEY STARTED RECITING THE SONG FROM THE END OF PORTAL.

God, that’s awful. I dearly hope she pulls through, but with the year we’ve been having my hopes are not high :c

That’s fascinating and horrifying! Good to know if I ever somehow end up stranded on a giant luxury spacecraft.

Of course, then there would be no movie. Ah well. Maybe that would have been for the best?

Yeah, but then you wouldn’t have had the “tragic” moment at the end where you realize he could have been back in a pod the whole time in the med bay and he woke her up for no reason.

I would have really liked to know the name of the bill within the article so I could more easily look it up >_<

I like that I accidentally starred this, and now I can’t seem to undo it >o>

what the hell

Honestly, I’m torn. We don’t embroider our clothes with kidneys or lungs (usually). Why genitals?

I’m fucking dying.

Maybe he’s not the only one engaging in that sort of behavior, and others didn’t want to be outed?

No. This brings to mind Robin Thicke, who could objectively be considered physically attractive, but is so socially and personally repugnant that the mere thought makes me nauseous.