That's what she said.

"You're One Step Away From Chemical Castration, Charlie Brown".

So do I.

I got your number on the wall.

PICTURE PAGES!!!

Of course you knew that. Milt was what your grandmother stirred in with your milk every time you came over to play Scrabble.

How many fictional Presidents have been Canadians?

Yeah, but….heaving chest stuffed into bikini top.

As in "A Very Brady Christmas".

Heh heh…he said "stiff cocky"…heh heh.

The real reason it didn't work was because they weren't speaking Twitter Speak. 140 Characters or less, dammit!!!!

Coming this Fall to NBC:

Shit My Cremated Grandmother Says to me From the Urn on the Mantlepiece

Or, as the euphemism goes from this article: "Shit, my Finger Stinks!"

Something to consider for the boudoir, perhaps.

I'm half expecting Fishback to go all "Full Metal Jacket" on Probst.

Batman Infinity

Return to Dr. Moreau's Island.

They could replace "Take my Breath Away" with "Never Gonna Give You Up".

Val Kilmer stars in "Top Gut".