Here's (blank) in your eye!

Beside the coke…and the heroin, and the meth, and the alcohol.

A new euphemism, along the lines of "Waxing the dolphin", or "Bashing the Bishop".

Under a doctor's watchful eye.

Or was it, he told his multiple partners after he was positive about his positive diagnosis?

Isn't soliciting prostitutes a crime as well, or maybe not in certain jurisdictions?

"Fat Stanley was SO fat, he needed a crane to hoist his (BLANK) to take a pee."

I've always wanted to open my own cake shop.

There was also Shaq and Tracey Morgan playing his dad. Having him lie down on his lap on that small couch while he opened up a can of whoop ass was hilarious.

Best part was when he had Michael Jordan look into the mirror. He could barely contain himself at that point.

Episode 3: "Say Has Anybody Seen my Sweet Gypsy Rose?"

Better than saying what he should have said about his big, fat Western schlong.

The wardrobe department would have had a field day with this character.

On the bright side, sounds like this show provided ample fodder for self-pleasuring.

Headline should read: "Donald Trump Threatens to Wipe Out What Political Relevance the Republican Party Has Left".

Gordon Jump laying a pedophile on "Different Strokes" was when the "Very Special Episodes" jumped the shark.

This one's my favourite so far.

What's Rowan Atkinson doing these days?

Gene Rayburn as "M".

Gollum…James Gollum.