I can make a coiled python.

If you shit green after eating at Burger King, and you bring in your green shit on your next visit, does this entitle you to a free Value Meal upon presentation?

"You'd get to LOG each one…." heh heh. Get it? LOG?

It should actually make you feel good, knowing that ONJ was the object of our young lust, rather than the roster of whores on parade these days. I feel sorry for this generation of young teenagers, not having a beautiful, wholesome singer or actress to fawn over.

ABsolutely, "Silly Love Songs" features decent background vocals from Linda. She had a lot of help from the rest of the Wings band in those days. Not totally familiar with the other two.

Listening to ONJ sing "Magic" takes me to a place in my imagination where the Goddess herself, with her freshly-shampooed golden and glistening hair and wearing a sexy (yet not too revealing) negligee, is singing the song to me and only me. We are on a large heart-shaped bed with purple satin pillows and sheets, and…

I still go back to this one occasionally on my IPod, and it is one of the few Wings/McCartney songs where Linda's background vocals aren't half bad.

"Ebony and Ivory"was about the point in which I stopped thinking of Paul McCartney as a musical genius. Then I saw the video for "Say, Say, Say" and I was never able to see him quite in the same light as I did before. Paul had truly sold out, in his quest to stay relevant. It just came off so contrived and cheesy.…

Sounds like a reboot of "The White Shadow". In this episode…..a new player joins the squad, and they call him "Salami".

You had me at Crispin Glover.

I remember in high school we used to do a routine to this music, where we would pantomime in slow motion the act of unbuttoning a woman's shirt for the first time. It was a great comedy bit, with incredibly exaggerated movements and facial reactions.

Jim Gordon: "I did a bad thing. I took a dump, didn't flush, and left the toilet seat up! Oh - and I didn't wash my hands either!"

Creamy…NOT chunky!!!!

How did he manage to dump the head in the sink?

Let's hope the whole Batcave thing turns into the hatch, like in "Lost".

Maybe she wants a young Gary Oldman in her.

"World's Greatest Detective"…my ass.

I was really pulling for this show when it came out, but then I started wondering if I was being manipulated into watching it. I felt compelled to because of the comeback factor for Michael J. Fox, as he was overcoming his struggles with Parkinson's. Otherwise, I didn't really care for the show that much. It had a…

Too bad they didn't take the opportunity to lamp shade the two "Darrens" on Bewitched. Could have been something simple like Uncle Arthur flashing some magic to mould Darren into something a little more palatable for his tastes.

What's next? Starsky and Hutch? MacMillan and Wife?