Hannibal was a master at biting sarcasm.

One created them, the other pretended to solve them.

I remember when I lived in Vaancouver many years ago, and going to Squamish for the first time. It was then that I realized I was walking on the hallowed ground on which "Rambo: First Blood" was filmed. There was also an abandoned old factory at the side of the Sea to Sky Highway which served as a location shooting…

I wonder with a title like that, if the creators actually think that this show will air in perpetuity and never get cancelled.

I remember the pilot episode when the dad brought the girl home, and the Mrs. was a little suspicious. She was all like "That better be for Jamie, right?" and he was all like "Uh…yeah, right. I brought her home for Jamie!"

Wasn't Dingleberry the buffoonish sidekick of the titular hero of that Saturday morning cartoon classic "Happy Fuckface"?

He could never live that down.

"Small wonder" was also the standard reply I would give your mother when she would inevitably tell me she just couldn't get enough.

There were many times I woke up on a Saturday morning feeling like a pig shat on my forehead. I would barely make it to the couch before throwing up all over the cat, trying desperately to reach for the remote control as I struggled with the DT's. Then I would flip through the four or five channels I had until I came…

Don't forget "She's the Sheriff"!

There's always at least one creepy-looking guy hiding out at a corner table, suggestively licking out the cherry filling. I invented that.

I've been patiently waiting for the "Mac Royale" to make its way across the ocean. Until then, I will continue to find satisfy my fast food requirements at other establishments.

The cherry pies were good too, provided you actually waited a bit for them to cool off before sticking your tongue in.

There was a great deal of sarcasm dripping out of my comment.

Bring back those plastic hand puppets with the Happy Meals!!!!

Open a special drive-thru window for "take home and cook" items. Stuff like frozen burger patties, right from the freezer, a bag of buns, lettuce, tomatoes, special sauce, cheese slices…..either that or McDonald's should expand into the retail grocery industry.

Ahh…the mammaries.

Admit….you do. And you still dust off the old Abba LP's, James Last, and Boney M ones too.

For those of us growing up in the seventies and eighties, it is not a stretch to believe this. The marketing explosion that resulted from the first trilogy was unparalleled at the time, and became the template for all subsequent Hollywood blockbusters. There was nothing more exciting as a boy than to see the newest…

Letterman would have given him a good run for the money.