Maybe they'll dare to explore the world of male rape, like they once did with Monroe on "Too Close for Comfort".

It was the obvious course for Barney, though. After leaving the small-town goodness of Mayberry, Barney was bound to get caught up in a drug-fuelled world of male prostitution, just so he could keep up his terrible heroin addiction. The fact that he managed to scrape and claw his way out of Raleigh and that cruel…

"One day, son….all of this will be yours (pointing at the window)".

This is the perfect moment for Steely Dan to get the credit they so richly deserve, by re-working a little known gem of theirs, "The Fez", and making it the theme song for this sure-to-be classic.

I'm thinking this should be voiced by Clint Eastwood, in full Dirty Harry mode.

If any tv star ever had a right to bitch about his or her animal co-star, I would think Steve Irwin earned it.

Chilled monkey brains at that!

"To keep her from passing out, I needed to have my assistant apply goose-liver pate behind my ears during commercial breaks." - Regis Philbin, in candid behind-the-scenes interview on his years with Kathy Lee Gifford.

Truly, this is what it all boils down to in the end. Penis rage is what makes the world go round.

"The Golden Gorillas".

Even better when you fit them in a cardigan sweater with corduroy elbow patches.

He's been feeding Roker Ex-Lax brownies for years now.

I keep holding out hope that maybe, just maybe tomorrow he'll want to settle down.

I thought she used that on the lady who claimed she was black, but really was white.

Yes, but could you do that working for bananas?

To what porpoise, we may never know.

Apparently the goose liver behind the ear trick was employed on her too, when it came to hot sex scenes between her and Larry Linville.

How would invisible crotchless work?

The song featured perfectly on movies like "Casino" and "Blow" as well. It's hard to say precisely which Stones song kicks ass the most, but my money would be on "Can't You Hear Me Knocking" for sure.

Popularized by Colin Hay.