IF there isn't heavy petting involved, then it's not worth watching.

It was made as an apology for "You Don't Mess With the Zohan".

Next "Expendables", perhaps?

I'd like me some boom boom now.

Or the original Canadian hip hop artist, Paul Anka.

I'll go one further, and apologize on behalf of all Canadians, for this vulgar display of language. He should have prefaced his comment with "If I may be so bold….", or "I beg your pardon good sir, but….". Then he should have said "Please", and formally asked him to shut his dirty whorish mouth.

We have a monument dedicated to that very fact - the CN Tower.

Scores even more points if he quotes Bob and Doug directly, using terms like "Hoser", "toque", and "eh".

It still blows my mind that this guy scored hot Playboy models for girl friends.

Ok…buh bye.

Spade, because at least Schneider has stepped away from leading man material.

Michael Keaton might have made a good choice too. He rocked the Birdman suit.

Looked like he had some sort of fetish for falling multiple stories off a skyscraper to one's death. It was like he shot a load in his pants going down.

Spider-Man vs. Rey Mysterio would be a squash. Look how quickly he disposed of the Macho Man….er…Bone Crusher!

NBC's version of "Modern Family": "Macabre Family".

I'm making a pitch / plea to NBC to at least consider making a spin-off sitcom featuring the Vergers.

I would definitely watch it if he incorporates "audience participation" for his main dishes.

They can just send the redshirts off first, and if they don't come back, then they can scrap the entire project.

And at the end of the movie, Kirk (Kirok) wakes up in bed, with screaming night sweats, only to find that he has been married the whole time to Miramanee.

What would happen if Spock accidentally pinched her nipples the wrong way?