What if they end up through a wormhole into a mirror universe, paralleling that of the original Star Trek crew and series? Who would end up kicking who's asses?

As someone who holds Norwegians in such ill-regard, contempt even, I must say I agree with Tarantino about John Fjord.

So I guess I have to go back to Master Chef for dinner ideas. BORING!!!!

If I remember right, that Andy Kauffman clip of him sitting there with snot hanging out of his nose, with his frozen in the headlights glare was the first thing I ever saw of David Letterman (or Andy Kauffman as he truly was). I couldn't have been more than 12 years old at the time, probably home "sick" from school.…

Right after I free myself of this massive shit that's been building up.

Reading between the lines, I'm guessing this Hamburgler character has a disturbing fetish for slipping the meat between two buns.

U Can't Touch This.

If only to read "slobberknocker" countless times as a euphemism for oral vaginal stimulation.

Yes, and that's truly what makes them "The Odd Couple".

Yeah - they did their own stunts without the help of computer-generated effects.

Sung to the tune of Van Halen's "Panama".

And then slips them into a plastic baggie afterwards, to be brought home to his special closet which is methodically organized to contain dated shoeboxes filled with his prized souvenirs.

While they have gone and humanized the character, they might as well go full out. Have him obsessed with hamburger patties, much in the same way some sexual deviant would be with women's underwear or shoes.

Only if they get to ask if the customer wants fries with that.

(Heard from outside the thin boardroom window panes): "Draper - I think you've struck gold. Imagine a large-scale campaign, featuring actors portraying the McDonald's characters, telling their back stories. Yes, I like it….we'll start with that bbq scene, with a young ginger boy in the backyard watching his dad flip…

Grimace sex face….now!

Hey Rodney -

"Jagged Little Pill" came out at the perfect time in this (at the time) young man's life. I recall that it was the quintessential soundtrack for a lot of females in their late 20's to early thirties. At that age, they had experienced bitterness and disappointment in previous relationships, and were ripe for blowing…

Since I really don't have any clear cut favourites to win any more (I never really did in the first place), by default I have to go with Magic Mike. He has been playing hard, and putting it all out on the line in competitions. His one huge downfall, and what will ultimately cost him the million dollars, is that he's…

Or worse, Jesse and Uncle Joey slapping each others' dongs in the shower.