Sorry - I got a little excited thinking you were talking about "Black Snake Moan". Wasn't that a Samuel L. Jackson vehicle as well? Nevertheless, it was Christina Ricci in one of her finest slutty performances.

We're not far from the dystopia future vision of Paul Verhoeven's "Robocop", where catch phrases like "I'll buy that for a dollar!!!" generate huge amounts of canned laughter.

I will defend "Saved by the Bell" to the death. It was on Saturday mornings, and went perfectly with a nasty hangover, a bottle of aspirin and a bucket at the side of the couch to puke into.

Oh - I get it….WKRP in Cincinatierer

Perhaps the subtle context behind this show is that people should get sterilized once they've married.

Or reboot it so Larry has a huge substance abuse problem and is heavily addicted to sex, while a recently-divorced Balky returns with his chubby nine year-old son to sponge off of him.

Fran Dresher and Charles Shaughnessy return in "The Nanny Returns"!!

Hill Street Blues Brothers….meh

I hate watched Full House, Boy Meets World, and Step by Step.

Please….let them wheel out the remaining Beach Boys for one last performance of "Kokomo", complete with Stamos on the drums!!!!

Gordon Shumway gets to play one of Uncle Joey's puppets.

Special guest star: Bruce Jenner.

What? He dies after birthing too?

Since it's on Netflix, I can only hope that Saget gets to play his role with Turret's Syndrome.

"Oh…I'm sorry you can't have babies any more….."
(to self): "Oh, I'm so going to bang my boyfriend tonight…."

Asexual propaganda.

Newsflash….that's not yogurt.

If you pause your DVR at just the right moment, you might catch Binky bending over to pick up a tulip or something. That's the best time to spot his gangly, floppy nut sack.

Ah…Tracy Nelson. Hazy memories are fomenting, whereby she was the source of a few pubescent fantasies.

Telly Savalas was Blofeld in OHMSS. I think you're talking about the lame Blofeld(s) they featured in "Diamonds Are Forever". The real bad-asses in that movie were Mr. Wind and Mr. Kite. Damn if they weren't the greatest, but most buffoonish Bond villains ever.