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I once called my landlord to have a neighbor’s car towed. It had been sitting for months (over the winter into spring) with a broken axle, after the owner had been driving with the spare tire for weeks.

I used to work for a pizza regional pizza chain that had pizzas of the month. Some were better than others, most had one too many things on it. Example: a Cuban pork sandwich pizza, but then it had chorizo for some reason. This chicken sandwich doesn’t need pepper jack AND cheddar sauce AND cream cheese.

At least on Craigslist, this seems to be most common for things listed for between a couple hundred and a couple thousand dollars, stuff like video game consoles or musical instruments. “Asking $1,200? Here’s a cashier’s check for $1,800, then wire the difference!” Used furniture too cheap to be worth the scammer’s…