Does Pennsylvania have some law about not selling liquor at grocery stores?

“Rail” is synonymous with “well” in this context. The cheap stuff behind the bar, not on display.

I’ve figured out there are a few categories of cars that will make them hang up on you. First is anything too old, pre-2005 or so. Next is too high mileage (reading the odometer from a work car does the job). Third is anything *really* high end. Like, Maserati high end. Tell the caller you drive an ‘03 Aston Martin…

That, or guys who still care that he won the Heisman. 40 years ago.

For decades they were dogs chasing cars. They finally caught the car. Turns out dogs don’t know how to drive.

“From the writer of ‘Nyeh,’ and the director of ‘Neh,’ comes ‘Beeeeegggghhh.’”

And here I thought that “well regulated militia” part implied that it was way cheaper for the government to let farmers use their own muskets rather than pay for a standing army.

They’re the exact same jagweeds who complain about BLM and police brutality protesters supposedly not having day jobs.

And these are the same fucknuts who were all “don’t these people have jobs?” about BLM protesters a couple years ago.

Overhaulin’ with Chip Foose. That stupid premise where they’d “steal” the guy’s car to take it back to the shop (the wife/brother/friend was behind it), the host would pretend to be a cop, and during the undercover “sting” they’d reveal the fixed up ride to the unsuspecting owner.

Two years into this, I have a coworker who STILL pulls down her fucking mask to talk.

“Your rights end where mine begin.” So close to realizing the same applies to everyone, yet still so far away.

“REFUSE to be injected with a poisonous substance in order to travel to Israel or live your normal life.” Will Israel even let them in without vaccination at this point?

I should have gone into the flag business 5, 6 years ago. I’d have cleaned up with these rubes.

Maybe not the *worst* so much as a bless-her-for-trying was the Crocodile Hunter movie on VHS. Had to have been Xmas ‘02 or ‘03.

Some of those new houses I see go up, the windows on the sides and back look like they were picked at random from a pile of spare windows and installed wherever they felt like it. A couple double-hung, then one that slides sideways, and a tiny one with windowpane for some reason.

I think in Florida it counts as flirting.

What’s the difference between a bag of cocaine and Clapton’s 4-year-old son? He never let a bag of coke fall off a high-rise balcony.

You know when he wasn’t booed on a holiday? When he spend the 4th of July in Russia!

Taco Bell’s “Volcano” series