I’m not saying the Ryan brothers are bad at defense, but they somehow already received life sentences for this.

Yep. Cheerleader from high school - very sweet girl (unsually sweet and kind even though popular - not always the case) at the 10-year class reunion. Seven months pregnant and yours truly says, “You look beautiful! For a very pregnant lady.”

“I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.

Fuck the Pens.

Naked Shark Humper and No-No Bad Touch Zone would make great band names.

The fans are terrible, but honestly, so are the other teams’ fans. Eagles, Cowboys, Giants, 49ers, Packers... wait... it is every teams’ fans. hahaha. But they all have terribly arrogant fans that spend so much time gloating about how awesome their teams are, ignoring their flaws, and projecting future championship…

THIS GUY, I CALL HIM APOLLO 1 BECAUSE HE JUST BURNED UP ON THE LAUNCH PAD AND DIED.

How is this not a crime? There may be precedent for inter-company phishing, but you’re messing with the wrong folks bub.

He meant the septic tank

Hope you like Mitchell “mr. Biscuit” Trubisky. I think he’ll be good, but gonna need a year or two.

In a post cord-cutting world, why wouldn’t this work?

One can only imagine the justification it took to retain her while getting rid of someone like Ed Werder.

But if this was possible in the NBA, it would be similar to, say, the Blazers/Warriors game being televised, but only the Warriors possessions were shown and vulnerable to being critiqued.

I can’t say I’m surprised. With his history of concussion issues and his recent marriage, it almost seemed like it was going to happen soon. Good for him for having the courage to do it. I hope he enjoys retirement to its fullest.