WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. 

No, but I slept at a Holiday Inn last night. 

Hey Ramblin boy why don’t you settle down...

Why are chicken fingers? 

I’ve known some guys that've stuck their dicks into a vacuum. 

Looks like his hand/wrist site got nucleated pretty well. 

Maybe, maybe not. 

Isn't this the name of the new limited-time offering from Burger King? 

Stick a finger in it. 

Your mind had to take a pee? 

I got gas at a Marathon gas station once. 

Well, that was Trader Tim’s fuck up. Vesey said he was going to test the open market and TT STILL traded the pick for his rights.