No, that would make it MAGE not MAGA.

Apparently you aren’t.

And a lifetime supply of pudding.

It’s you’re not your, and too not to. Plus, I’m more acute than obtuse. Look it up.

It’s called an acute, not an umlaut you idiot. An umlaut is two dots above a letter.

Say hello to Art Briles when you get there.

Premature speculation?

Here’s a photo of the FR tent:

Sponsored by the Egg Producers Board of America.

Left Twix!

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

Girls on film.

NEEDS MORE ARM WRESTLING

If you lose more salt than potassium during matches, why not put salt on your banana?

Get off my lawn.

I came here wondering: when did the Phillies hire Mr. Kotter?

He walked away “unscatched.”

I frequently rub my balls with mud to make them less shiny.