Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

Girls on film.

I tell my wife this: where’s Maggie’s preggie bump?

NEEDS MORE ARM WRESTLING

If you lose more salt than potassium during matches, why not put salt on your banana?

Get off my lawn.

I came here wondering: when did the Phillies hire Mr. Kotter?

He walked away “unscatched.”

I frequently rub my balls with mud to make them less shiny.

That we should welcome our future animal overlords.

Or a Poopitzer.

At the very least: super soakers

Covadonga all the way!

Yeah, it’s one of those floor stand types.

Ask Albert Belle....

It wouldn’t be Cleveland.