Have him get busy in a Burger King bathroom?

Gotta hand it to the Giants for making this trade.

Or maybe an Air Bud

+1 athletic supporter

And then throw it high up in a tree.

I’d double down on full market penetration.

I always loved me some badminton. Used to play it a lot when I was a kid.

Yellowish-green

Greenish-yellow

I’ll take what’s behind door #3, Monty.

Heart of a warrior.

Ummm.....some Mississippians?

I bet a lot of the victims would like to take advantage of his offer now.

Grab ‘em by the pussy.

Driving that train, high on propane...

HAMMER TIME!

XTREME STUPIDITY!!!