Yay, Carl and Glenn are dead.

The horse.

These guys would have done a decent job

Why not just combine the two:

OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

Hullabaloo

Mike Eruzione

Buffalo Slugs version:

The Butler didn’t do it.

Except this one:

GET IN THE HOLE!

What is the Decatur Staleys?

“You like me, you really, really like me!”

How about this one?

Beg to differ. I think this one is.