This is the Bare Jordan edition.

Damn country truthers

....you get the cheesy Chariots of Fire music.

He should have taken a knee.

He’s not my President.

It makes it tougher to dribble a basketball with no hands though.

Damn!

Movin’ to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches.....

Or inturn takeouts.

Me thinks GDFOWTS doth protest too much.

Does anybody know what time it is?

Start a Zombie Apocalypse and feed ‘em all to the zombies, maybe?

Ball and chain.

You get the show!

“We’ll keep going like that great German flying ace Baron von Richthofen”