What a good egg you are.

How many punches does it take to get to the center of a Nazi?

Bataan death march of a season.

Real Fake Trash!

Oh, the fans are there, they just came dressed as empty seats.

This is what’s going on in the truck:

I’ll have what you’re smoking.

Dr. McGillicuty would approve.

Quarterback Room? Two doors down, on the left. It’s marked “Men’s”

Upon hearing the news, Nutt busted a nut.

Dyslexic much?

I put a curds on you.

I is a gradooate uf hewked an phoniks.

Cornhole

Roachester

+1 crumpled Fruit Roll-Ups box.

CFL’s hiring.