There is a God.

Because, like matches, they flare up then burn themselves out.

Brand new state, brand new state, gonna treat you great!

So THAT’S how Buffalo got screwed out of McDavid!

And what’s so wrong with that, it’s an excellent time killer.

Bring back the Kansas City Scouts!

The Zombie Apocalypse happens.

I hear he looks funny but is still makin’ money.

He joined El Queso, that’s the Mexican branch.

Just have the kid rub some dirt on it and he’ll be fine.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Harry O

The White Shadow

“Urectum? Damn near killed ‘em!”

Is there a fair near you?

I wonder if the Jags could lure Jerod Mayo out of retirement.

I prefer Miracle Whip over mayo.

I could just Goebbels this up.