Whole sleeve? Yeah right, you ate the whole bag.

Number 31's name is Peener. Lmao

Fck yew.

Why? Headphone jacks are a good thing.

Is that you, Steve Jobs

Haha great “journalism” here. Nice job not mentioning the pink elephant in the room. A third of the readers are well aware that Dean Blandino has a secret: he’s gay.

Durant will never be considered a top 5 all time great because of this. Trump is not considered a brilliant real estate mogul by many because of his birthright. So yeah, that’s that.

This is a terrible hot take.

When you said “white “, did you mean “black”?

My racist besties  have always sang it, “Are you ready for some n*ggers?!?!”

This is the first time I have agreed with you on anything.

Don’t worry, there’s a lot of bad writing throughout Deadspin nowadays— most of it coming from either you or Burneko but still— forgive yourself.

The touchdown drive was also extended with a phantom pass interference on 3rd and long. Neither one of the qbs looked good but Deshawn Watson played much worse if you actually watched the contest.

This post was not entertaining or necessary. Why waste your readers’ time like this? WHY?!

You’ve got to be kidding. Competitively, one got bageled in second set of a Major final and the USTA prez kept kissing them to show sisterhood and emphasizing on “the future of great American diverse tennis.” Black American women have already had a great future for almost two decades now or do the Williams sisters not…

Kyle, very interesting topic to write about.

This great blow to Roger Goodell and the NFL owners signifies the need for Roger Goodell to blow the NFL owners to retain greatness.

How much did EA pay you for this piece and what is their phone number so I can contact them? I have many ideas how to make some of their games better. They have so much more potential!

Same ol’ heartless Saban.

I hope they fire this guy, he looks like a dunce.