Barstool offered him a job as Chief Barstool Officer. 

There’s video from the Royals Rays game going on right now making the rounds, where there are maybe 100 people in attendance. I’m heading to tonight’s white sox orioles double header, and I can’t wait to see the dozen or so other fans who are still there at the end of game 2 (provided I somehow survive that long).

You know how your sometimes fart so hard you feel a little wetness between your buttcheeks? That’s your post 

What’s meant by “that Jeff Novitzky”? I tried to do a quick google but it just turned up everything related back to this story/his recent appearance on Joe Rogan’s podcast.

What a slap to the face to Brees. This is the kind of indiginity that will really leave a mark.

Computers can totally handle the ball and strike calls, but it’s their AI’s inability to manufacture sufficiently batshit insane petty grudges that’s holding back the robot umpiring revolution.

Well that was a deflating reply.

I think its fair to say he’s a baller

“I'll take 'phrases you don't want to hear' for $600, Alex"

You think that’s awkward? You should have seen the rookie who asked Rex Ryan about footing the bill.

When I stand for the anthem I start mentally checking off the various ballpark foods I want to eat that day.

He should try for the Vegas job. Roy is beloved in that town.

I liked this kid until I saw the hat on his head. Poor life choices.

Excellent pointless block in the back to cap it off!

Probably no big deal. If it was something really bad, they would have made him keep coaching the Browns.

Wait, he’s being punished by NOT coaching the Browns?