But... he’s right! It DOES bring people together! Don’t you remember all the Home Depot torchbearers in Charlottseville? His words are what brought together that gathering of very fine people!

Man, this made it just under the wire for Why Your Team Sucks...

He already looks better than anything the Cardinals will be putting on the field at QB this year.

...TAKE. MY. MONEY.

Leave it to the Rockies, with what may be the worst bullpen in baseball, to have a kid throw a 96mph ball in their own goddamned ballpark- while they’re busy getting smoked 19-2 that day- and let him sign with fucking Oakland.

Agreed, these are fascinating looks into a side of the NFL that we only catch passing glimpses of- too much of it is cloaked beyond cliche sound bites and Belechick-isms. Seeing how it really works from an on-the-field perspective, unfiltered like this, is incredibly rare and interesting.

Somewhere, Jon Gruden is scribbling ideas into his playbook...

Re: movies that cannot be remade.

I should not have been drinking tea when i read that.

Looks to be in decent condition, they’re repairable with basic tools and some duct tape, and it’s ‘fuck it, hoon it until it dies’ money. NP... just not in freakin’ Buffalo. Take that thing down here to the DC area, and it’ll rarely encounter actual snow to give it any trouble.

“Probably one of those shithole countries.”

...I'd hit him with a frying pan to put him out again if we got that.

...jesus. +1 grassy knoll

I laughed, scrolled on, it stuck in my mind and made me think about it, and now I’m convinced you’re right.

My chest hurts from laughing at this. +1 Tide pen

You would think that’s when Bane would blow up a goddamned football field. “Now neither team can win. You are welcome, citizens, true justice has prevailed!”

I know this is a tongue-in-cheek post, but having seen some of the rumblings about what’s going on at GMG lately, I’m glad you all are going to speak up publicly about your ownership. It sounds like the lot of you are being fed a shit sandwich by these people, and I look forward to seeing you speak out about it.

“In the arms of Khalil Mack... may you find... Matt Stafford here...”

I’d say so. I’m a Denver fan, and hell will freeze over before a Chief or Raider is on my roster- I even hold grudges after those players go to other teams. Chargers though? Honestly, who cares, screw it. I’ll slit my throat by drafting Marmalard as my backup, whatever.