“Adam Schefter reports Melvin Gordon is shitting in the Gatorade buckets. Film at 11."

Don’t forget Melvin Gordon too!

By this standard, the Colorado Rockies are a band.

It says a lot about Baltimore baseball this year that I read right over that line and thought ‘yeah, checks out’.

I’ll actually give them a LITTLE credit on the Coyle/Donato trade. Donato was a lot of fun in Boston, and with more ice time I think he could really turn into a great player- just not quite yet. Remember, he was absolutely dominant in the Olympics not long ago, and had great moments in Boston to boot.

Let’s just say Alan Jackson wants to write songs about him.

I’m still optimistic that the real ZMF will make an appearance tomorrow for the Lions.

I’ll back you on that to an extent, but it’s worth looking at those playoff games and seeing how few there are over that span- because that 5-1/6-0 division record regularly helps them toward a week off at the start of the playoffs, which is HUGE.

Which part is ‘Wildcat’? This is why I played hockey, NFL playbooks are confusing.

...I even read this in his voice in my head, god damn you.

Sadly accurate. And the NRA would have said that the best solution to THAT would be for even more people to be armed so that the shooter wouldn’t have been able to fire to begin with, on and on and on, because eventually the only way to keep your family safe is with tanks and air support.

Ain't it a blast...

“See, if they’da been armed, they’d be alive...”

...I'm not so sure I agree with your assessment. 

Take. All. My. Stars.

Oh, that’s because he’s too REAL and TOUGH for the NFL. Owners just don’t GET the “GREGG” (always in all-caps) way of doing things. It’s THEIR fault, not his.

Not NEARLY enough stars for this.

Ccounterpoint though, each of those titans has more silicone than the nearby tech companies use in a year.

“...Sir, did you cut a hole in that box?”

As a Bruins fan... no you won’t. ;)