Given the options, Cool Ranch.

I forgot all about those, but yes, those were absolutely amazing.

Part of me looks back fondly on the 2011 Cup run and remembers the monster Lucic was for Boston back then, and wonders how he’s fallen so far.

+1 trip to Supermax

I won’t lie, I strongly considered a burner account named ‘Whole Rooster Bitch’ upon reading the transcript.

How many penalty minutes do you get for poisoning your opponent with polonium?

Nah, I’ll back you on it. I figured this team was toast at Memorial Day, and now they’re a beast. The only major change they made during that time was bringing him in. Sometimes a guy lik ethat changes more than the stat lines, he changes a culture- I’ll back your hot take completely.

It’s what I’ve always believed. If you surreptitiously point at a random patch of desert and say ‘I bet there’s a lot of crazy alien shit going on THERE’, it means two things. One, you have a cover for why the real activities there are so hush-hush, and two, it means if you really DO have crazy shit going on…

“To save money on special effects, Marvel hired actual Kree for the filming of Captain Marvel.”

Came to put this exact comment. ‘Exciting’ and ‘Fun’ aren’t necessarily hand in hand. But you’ll have a hell of a souvenir!

Hang on, I’ll think of a sandtrap = litter box joke. Give me a few.

Man, you aren’t kidding. All respect to Smith, but Sanders with a good offensive line in front of him is a sobering thought. Look what Terrell Davis did in Denver with a good O-line and a complementary passing game, and imagine Sanders with that kind of setup... it’s like a Madden cheat code.

Guh, forgot about the Comanche. What a lovely aircraft, and a colossal waste of money...

I see you also have listened to Jack Edwards call a Boston Bruins hockey game.

That was my thought too. “No,, no, it’s MY fault, I shouldn’t have had my leg there, please leave him in. Please. I’m begging you.”

Ohhhhh, man... cringeworthy, but hilarious. This is good Kinja.

This kind of accounting is exactly how Lockheed handles the F-35 program.

“Sir, please stop measuring my car... I have to be back to work in ten minutes. Now are you going to pay for these pizzas or what?”

I know it’s two different gases, but my brain imagined him getting out talking like he’d been huffing helium, and now I can’t drink my coffee because I’m laughing too hard.

“It goes to eleven!”