Judging from what I’ve seen over the past twenty years or so, a Buffalo Bills DE.

“Dude, shut up, I’ve been watching this Calvinball marathon on ESPN8 for like six hours.”

If it helps any, the Rose Garden won’t be a fun place today. We’re due for more strong thunderstorms this afternoon, along the lines of the one that caused so much flash-flooding (including inside the White House) on Monday.

It’s weird, I read an article like this, scroll back up to the photo at the top, and somehow expect the photo to magically have changed to him wearing juggalo makeup.

All jokes aside, I hope this means he died doing what he loved- in this case, working on a project car. We should all be so lucky, if this can be called ‘luck'. RIP.

My favorite was ‘shaft for a 1944 Mustang’. Oh, silly little FNG, you’re smart enough to know that Ford started that line in the mid-60s, but you’re in for a minor lesson in aviation history today as it turns out... ;)

Oh god, I remember letting out a squeal of teenaged joy when the MiGs showed up in that for the first time...

Sure, a mild hardship! You know, the same way getting hit by a truck is annoying.

I hate myself for laughing this hard at your comment, and salute you. +1 stare into the abyss.

I work in Georgetown (west of the White House), and our parking garage flooded- sky was darker than it is when I leave at nighttime. Heck of a downpour, one of the wildest storms Ive been in during 14 years of living here. (Very glad I came in early today- I got inside minutes before it started!)

DAMMIT. You win THIS round...

I mean OBVIOUSLY. Why do you think A-10 Warthogs have soft-serve dispensers mounted in their wingtips? What better way to get rid of a T-72 than a nice big Jamocha from the heavens?

“When you consider the conversion rates of dollars to blood money, this is a STEAL!”

Man, no kidding. Jake DeBrusk lives in Kadri’s head rent-free.

That cartoon is utterly ridiculous and he deserved to be fired for it.

Perfect summary, now that you mention it.

Agree with every word. I bleed yellow and black during hockey season as well- and I’m not embarrassed about that, or Marchand’s antics, or any of that shit, but their wink-wink dealing with Barstool? I’ll hide my face from that.

I’ll agree, that Venn diagram is likely a circle.

Just think as you read through these... every one of these people has a vote that counts the same as yours.

“The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good embryo with a gun.”