That expression is the look of someone who just sat down on the couch, and in doing so found that missing flashlight the hard way.

...mother of God, I never had lunch today and now I want to eat my phone.

I lived in DC for a few YEARS before I found passable tacos like the real southwestern stuff I grew up with. (Thank God for District Taco)

Every team does it, but it sure is satisfying to see someone get called out for it- by the referees and by karma.

Even better, a ten-second incantation will light a few thousand swords across the whole front line ablaze. Same person will then spend a solid minute later desperately trying incantations to light a piece of pitch-soaked wood on fire.

This post is some of the best shade I have seen in ages. +1

Wait, so you want someone in a wheelchair to just be PRETENDING he’s crippled? How stupid is tha-

I remember that episode, and I’m never going to be able to extricate that and last night’s GoT from one another now, and I kind of love you for that. Have a cookie.

This works on a lot of levels. +1 roll of Brawny

*slow clap* Well done, sir!

“First comes lust, then comes (another) marriage, then comes... er, Ned Stark’s reanimated corpse to try to kill them... this rhyme sucks.”

I do agree to an extent. For seven and a half seasons, this hung over everything going on like the sword of Damocles. The undead will kill everyone, essentially making everything else going on meaningless- iron thrones and noble titles and who owns what parcel of land, none of that matters when everyone is subsumed by…

I loved that with one quick chant she lit a few thousand swords across the entire front line ablaze, then 30 minutes later she’s spending an ungodly amount of time trying to light a piece of wood on fire. Woman, BUY A FUCKING ZIPPO.

Credit given, it was still a better strategy than anything Jon came up with all night.

Oh visually it sucked, totally. But the SOUND of him picking her up induced my biggest ‘ow’ cringe of the night.

...now that you mention it, he would have been a welcome GoT addition as well. Just sitting in the room with Arya, Mellisandre, and Hound while they all hide from zombies, drinking a martini...

“...motherfuckers stole my bit.”

I feel like Bran’s being bait for the Night King was enhanced by warging into the crows. The Night King could track him wherever he went via the mark on his arm, but as a way of saying ‘hey, over here, look at me you asshole-cicle!’, sending the crows up into his face was the equivalent of waving a red cape at a bull.…

And apparently no other bills to pay so he can get that fancy TV! I mean, I guess having mom bring you chicken nuggets in the basement means you can spend money on frivolous things, right?

I won’t lie. I was actively rooting against the mind wipe working the second time so that season 3 would be back in this dystopian hell of a universe. No disrespect to the ‘prime’ universe, but this was a lot of fun.